I do this in my head while watching any action movie and especially Home Alone.  This made my evening. . .

Serious genital trauma, fall down the stairs, thoraco-lumbar injuries, rib fractures, pulmonary contusions, oromaxillary facial fractures, orbital blowout fractures, splenic injuries, puncture wounds, second & third degree burns, closed head injuries, subdural bleeds . . . it’s all there . . .

Doctors Diagnose the Home Alone Injuries . . . thanks Distractify . . . this is a classic!!!