Are you familiar with essential oils?

I can see that some of you are already twitching for the vial in your pocket . . .

Now, before you get the urge to baptize me in peppermint oil,

Just hold on for a minute. . .

If you’re heavily into essential oils . . . I get it.

Seriously, I get it . . . It’s fun to believe in magic.

This may make some of you get chest pain and shortness of breath,

I just need to explain, essential oils can’t fix EVERYTHING.

I realize if you are vegetarian or vegan, you might believe these magic oils. That usually happens when you don’t eat meat and your vitamin D, Vitamin B12 and carnitine levels fall.

If you’ve never heard of essential oils, or you’re not familiar, let me educate you.

It’s this small cult . . .

Heavily saturated in Utah . . .

Convinced that whatever your life problem is . . .

It can be fixed by their magic gypsy oil.

Somehow these “believers” have forgotten or were never educated in the fact that the Egyptians used these oils to cover up the scent of body odor and sweat . . .

By burning cypress and pine to clean the air in their temples.

And, that the Greeks used these oils, specifically lavender, to embalm people after they died.

You know, the aroma of lavender seems to cover the scent of death quite well . . .

And, before you start throwing vials of juniper oil at me,

Remember that the Egyptians embalmed with juniper oil to keep the skin soft and keep rigor mortis from setting in too fast.

So, use that cypress, lavender and juniper oil at your own risk . . .

Apparently, you just rub some of this magic oil onto your body and it will heal your skin . . .

And your dog’s anxiety at the same time.

Oh, OK?!

Now, to be fair, the medical literature states that using these oils MIGHT boost your mood. . .

And, they MIGHT reduce your anxiety . . .

or at least your dog’s anxiety.

There is good evidence that frankincense helps with inflammation . . . we’ve known this for some time.

But, remember, there is also significant medical evidence showing that lavender oil and tea tree oil shuts down production of hormones in young boys . . .

It just causes that bothersome side effect of “man boobs” (gynecomastia).

That’d be the high estrogen effect and anti-testosterone activities that these oils have on boys, especially during puberty.

In fact, they found this same estrogenic effect in 65 other essential oils.

Man boobs from companies that fit perfectly into pyramid-schemes . . .

This magic gypsy oil just keeps getting better and better.

Oh. . . some of you just unsubscribed?

Probably too much eucalyptus oil.

It never hurts to be a little educated . . .

Adam (It’s been a day full of magic oil side effects and rashes) Nally, DO

PS – I realize this will probably upset a few of you. But before you send me a bunch of nasty emails. Go put some cedar wood in the fire place and sit for a while . . .

PSS – Yes, I was in a “mood” this afternoon.

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