Bacon Fear-Mongering Month

In celebration of the World Health Organization’s bacon fear-mongering and October’s Halloween trick or treats, I officially dub this month: Bacon Fear-Mongering Month!!

Bacon Fear Mongering Month

Yes.  Please be advised that your risk of getting colon cancer from bacon is identical to your risk of being struck by lightening.  Please, spread the word . . . Oh, and pass the bacon.